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« on: January 10, 2007, 08:08:23 pm »

Which of these abilities would you choose?

Eyeballs that shoot lasers?

Or lasers that shoot eyeballs?

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BurkeWorld
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 08:09:16 pm »

I see someone has been playing SMASH TV.

EAT MY EYEBALLS.

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2007, 08:10:56 pm »

*feels squeamish about lasers and eyeballs in the same sentence*
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2007, 08:12:10 pm »

Can I have both?
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2007, 08:23:02 pm »

I'd rather a bazooka that shoots chainsaws.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2007, 08:23:17 pm »

*feels squeamish about lasers and eyeballs in the same sentence*

I had that done. T_T

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »

I'd rather a bazooka that shoots chainsaws.

I'd rather have a gun that shoots guns!

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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2007, 08:27:02 pm »

I know! I want a mini-gun that shoots facehuggers!
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 08:44:31 pm »

I see someone has been playing SMASH TV.

Actually, I got this question from TMA...

http://www.tmalliance.com/tma/brawlonthewall.shtml?postid=59072&replyid=59072

Never even heard of Smash TV. Though from what I just googled, it looks like a cool game...

Edit: Y'know, I think I might just give an award myself to anyone who has the best answer.

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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2007, 01:06:32 am »

If your eyeballs could shoot lasers *cough*cyclops*cough*, you would have an infinite amount of use for your eyes.   But what if your eyes were not 20/20? Would the laser beam be less concentrated, and just end up being just an overly elaborate flashlight? And on that topic, could you wear your glasses to re-focus the laser beams from your eyes and make an even more powerful laser beam?  And wouldn't it cause a lot of problems in everyday life, like zapping people?  Guy's would totally be at a disadvantage with laser eyes, because then women would see the red dot's on themselves all the time, leading to a panic, thinking they are getting sniped or something.  But then again lighting people on fire with just an evil glance would be awesome too...

Lasers that shoot eyeballs on the other hand can be interpreted many ways.  Is it like an eyeball gun, or just merely a laser that gets in peoples' eyes?  Though I suppose this could be some type of super weapon from like an optician or something...
"Behold! It' is I, Lenscrafterman, with my laser that shoots your eyeballs so you have to get glasses now! Hahahah!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2007, 01:45:01 am »

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Guy's would totally be at a disadvantage with laser eyes, because then women would see the red dot's on themselves all the time, leading to a panic, thinking they are getting sniped or something.  But then again lighting people on fire with just an evil glance would be awesome too...

Valkyrie, If we (males) shot powerful lazers out of our eyes many females would be horribly maimed for life.   Yikes!
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2007, 02:02:29 am »

Can beams be shot? Aren't they emitted/focused?

With that in mind, eyes that shot lasers would end up shooting laser projectors, and would be the equivalent of a stoning.

The other choice would be an eyeball gun.

How about... LASER GOGGLES!  Just dismantle DVD players, assemble it, and slowly give your enemies cancer!
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2007, 08:45:55 am »

How about... LASER GOGGLES!  Just dismantle DVD players, assemble it, and slowly give your enemies cancer!
Times ago I read something related at Slashdot. They built a very expensive laser gadget with LED removed from blu-ray disc players. More details at this link. Owing to their high output power, such lasers are dangerous and can cause severe burns.
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2007, 04:21:43 pm »

To answer the original question...
If I had to choose... I'd go for lazers.

Otherwise for a wierd super power...
I'd have to go with the ability to change into a super powered yet regular looking duck.
Because you know... no one ever suspects the duck.  Guido Smirk
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