~Little Tokyo High~ : The Potato Clowns

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Ok I get what youre saying now ma'am. You think I can go home now? My Grams is probably wondering where I went and with the crazy stuff Francine was doing earlier she looked a bit freaked out. Not to mention Ive been planning this trip to America for a while and Id like to get home and finish getting ready to go.

[Blackcat]

When Seia saw the un-cooked french fries she panicked and ran away like the wind, knocking out Guido and everyone else in her way, shouting -The French!, We are being invaded by the French!-

Meanwhile Jack had been walking for about an hour or so, happy that he seemed to be mostly ignored in the story of this episode… when she saw Seia ruining and screaming

“The French!, We are being invaded by the French!”

-What? The French? Oh jolly god of thunder! We better get lots of soap!- said Jack, thinking this was some kind of joke..

-You know! That’s a good idea!- Seia said, and went to buy lots of soap bars

-Ah, and here I was thinking the weirdness would stop on holidays...-

Seia got lots of soap bars, some buckets and paid all with money she stole from Panzer pockets, or she should have, but Panzer had no cash, so she got the money Guido was saving to get a tuxedo and impress the girls. And then she got water, lots of water and mixed the water with the soap in the buckets.

-You will see stinky French!, You are going to be defeated by the power of cleaning!- said Seia after dressing herself with a maid costume.

-No you are not!- said Jack the small Black cat and knocked Seia out with punch in her stomach

 “When you wake up, you are going to answer some questions about ninja bunnies and why I used to get kidnapped a lot” Jack thought.He was tired of being the victim, and was starting to get a more active role, Maybe those “Months” he stayed with the pirates had toughened him up?.

*A few meters near him, a Fox female figure was hiding; FG the fox girl was spying Jack, dressed up as a Nurse.

-Subject Beta has improved, no he is not ready yet, Yes, I will get the Ice-cream, you get the sodas, ok?- she said talking on a cell-phone

[KyoZaber]

*** In the Limo... ***

Sumi Kyoko : *Laying back... gently breathing... her eyes closed...* ......

Man 5 : *Nods at the other men in the car, then gestures for Fran and Dash to follow.*

*Dash, Francine, and the 5th Man exit the car, gently shutting the door behind them. The car then starts up, and slowly drives off...*

Man 5 : My apologies Mr. St.Pierre. Ms.Kyoko normally is able to stay awake till the end of a meeting... however the past few days have been more strenuous than usual. She usually works so hard that at the end of a business day she's completely drained...

*He extends his hand with a business card.*

Man 5 : This is how you'll contact us once you're done with your trip. We would like to begin at the very least in 2 weeks. However if we must wait a little longer for your return, we shall. Try not to take too long. Once your school schedule begins, it will make things that much more difficult on you.Remember, this contract means a strict regimen for 3 months.

*Turns, then bows to them both.*

Man 5 : If you'll excuse me, I must be going. Have a safe trip sir. *Walks off down the street...*



*** In the basement of the Samurai Pizza Cat... ***

Guido : *Slowly re-awakening after being KO'd and robbed by Seia...* Ugg.... What hit me?

*Out of no-where Polly shot into view... blasted a horn in Guido's face... then splashed him with water.*

Polly : Yuk yuk!

Guido: Hey! *Coughs and sputters.* Why you!

*Guido lunges at Polly... but is restrained by colored ribbons... Laughter comes from a dark corner...*

?? : What's wrong Mr? Can't take a ... *Giggles...* Joke? Well... what about this gag then?

*The figure pointed over to Panzer... who was tied up in ribbons as well... Speedy held him over his head... With a sick... twisted smile... he threw Panzer to the other side of the room.*

Guido: *His eyes open wide...* Speedy!? You! *He begins to shake... the color draining from his eyes and his face...* You!.... You're a!!!!

*Speedy's face was painted with a variety of colors... his nose was huge... as big as a large potato... and colored as such.*

Polly : *Caught Panzer, then threw him back... then added a few cases of cottage cheese... basically... she and Speedy were juggling Panzer and cheese.*

*Polly looked just as painted up as Speedy did... except she also appeared to be wearing what would be considered a tu-tu.*

?? : That's right... He's a clown! She's also a clown! My own clowns!!! *Evilly begins to cackle.*

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Well that's something! Wait til Grams hears about this!

So Dash quickly went back into the house and told his grandmother the news.

Grams: Well, its great that you have this job...do youre very best to manage your time so that you can keep this up for the summer.

Dash: You got it Grams. I wont disappoint you. Im sure mom and dad would have been happy too...

Grams: Dash, your mom and dad were ALWAYS proud of you and what you did. Now come on, I saved you some pizza and its getting cold.

So Dash and Grams went inside and shared in their bounty and celebrated Dash's newfound employment.

[Blackcat]

Meanwhile, in an apartment floor a few blocks away, the “Agent”, a mysterious Male hare that was dressed like a lawyer and used glasses, was sleeping. His name is Usagi, not Usagi Yojimbo, but he has a samurai disguise somewhere.

As I Said he was sleeping; with only his underwear on,  and was very conformable in his double size bed, then...

-Hey Usagi! - said a voice, it was a ninja bunny girl, the one know as Hikari

Usagi ignored the voice and continued sleeping…

-Wake up! - said the girl angrily

- ... Uh? - said Usagi who was still half asleep

-You must go to work!-

-No I won’t go…- he said and continued sleeping

-Wake up and go or you won’t get paid!-

-Ok… - said Usagi, left the bed, and have an angry look to the girl, but she kissed him. That took the male bunny by surprise.

PS: I know it doesn’t have anything to do with those evil clowns, but I’m letting Kyo take care of that, instead on screwing everything like I usually do. This is related to the rpg, but is too long, so Im posting it in parts so I can adjust it to what Kyo will do, ok?

[Mechadon]

As Panzer was being juggled by these Potato Clowns, he tried to view the labels on the boxes of cheese that were tossed around with him. But the constant jarring motion of being juggled overcame him. He curled into his shell and slipped out of consciousness.

[KyoZaber]

(I'm preparing for a move near the end of the week folks. I'll type up another post tomorrow when I have some spare time. My apologies for the delay.  )

[KyoZaber]

*Guido watched in hilarious horror as Polly and Speedy juggled an unconscious Panzer and several containers of cottage cheese...*

Guido : Stop that you two! Can't you see you've scared the poor kid to sleep!?

?? : Yes, yes... put the scared tubs of cottage cheese down... Then hit him with a cream pie!

*Speedy and Polly obeyed... Right down to the very last letter... Each splattering Panzer with a cream pie.*

Guido: *Straining his chains...* Stop that! I ain't foolin around! I hate it when clowns pick on people!

?? : Oh really?

Guido: Yeah really!

??: Well then...

*The figure slowly emerges from the shadows... as the light casts down on her... it is dramatically revealed that Eyah Osaka was the evil cackling figure!*

Eyah Osaka: Yes! It is I! The ditz formerly known as Eyah Osaka! *Poses dramatically while Polly and Speedy clap for her.*

Guido: *Blinks a few times.* For crying out loud! What is it with you kids today and having these teen escapades in a Pizza Emporium!?

The ditz formerly known as Eyah Osaka: *Dramatically points at Guido.* Silence fool!

*Polly stuffs a potato into Guido's mouth.*

Guido: GACK!

The ditz formerly known as Eyah Osaka: You see you fool... I am not planning escapades in your emporium... I am plotting passing Ms.Anari's class! *Cackles evilly.* You see... This is my plan!

*An hour passes by... Some kind of weird rant about walnut fudge, evil bricks from mars, and a weird bald fat man with little glasses and elixir all amounted to either a genius evil plan... an explanation for all the madness... or the loss of an hour they'll never get back.*

Guido: *Long since having spat out the potato.* Please! Stop talking! I get it! Just stop talking! I can't take it any more!!! *Looks over at Panzer.* Kid! Wake up! Get help! Use your cell phone! Call the army! The marines! The boredom police! Anyone!!!

[DashStPierre]

Darkness at this point had fallen over Little Tokyo while all of this was going on at the Pizza Cat. Dash had gotten more than his fill of pizza, and he was ready to fly across the Pacific Ocean and see his friends in the US for a few weeks of fun and reminiscence. Suddenly, he sat bolt upright in bed.

Dash: I don't know why, but I gotta go back to the Pizza Cat!

No, Dash did not have a craving for the meat lovers special again, he felt like something seriously was not right and he needed to go back there. He knew that he couldnt wake Grams up because she obviously would have him for sure (she said that even if he did get in trouble he had put a lot into his trip to America so she wasnt going to deprive him of that...that and she'd have a hard time getting the ticket cancelled, but that didnt mean she wasnt going to put him through the wringer beforehand). Grams' room was a couple doors down from Dash's on the second floor so he had to get the window open, get down to the ground, and transform into his battle armor without waking her up. So Dash, quietly slipped out of bad, grabbed his umbrella from under his sun lamp, and quietly crept to the window. He began to open it when a little voice interrupted.

Amy St Pierre: What's going on?

Dash whirled around.

Dash: Shh...Amy come here...

His little sister bounded over to Dash by the window. Dash put his forefinger on her lips and whispered...

Dash: Amy, I am going to help some friends of mine that are in trouble. You can't tell Grams about it. She would PT me right up until time for me to go to the airport if she catches me sneaking out. That AND she hates being awakened from her sleep. Can you do that for me?

Amy thought for a second, then put out her right hand. Dash sighed, pulled out his wallet and dropped a few yen bills in her hand. She smiled and then bounded back to her room. Dash then slipped out the window, adn very stealthily dropped to the ground, went around to the front of the house, quietly opened the gate, and raced down the road to the Pizza Cat. After getting far enough from his house that he would not worry about waking his grandmother, he pulled out his umbrella...


BY THE POWER OF LIGHT!

Dash quickly changed to his battle armor and then jetted the rest of the way to the Pizza Cat.

[KyoZaber]

*** Back at the Samurai Pizza Cat... ***

The ditz formerly known as Eyah Osaka picked up a container of Cottage Cheese... looking it over intently... She continued walking... Standing right beside Panzer's passed-out and cream pie'd form...

Eyah : Amazing isn't it? Something as trivial as cottage cheese would re-awaken me. *Shrugs* Oh well... *Mysteriously pulls out two fish from nowhere, an evil gleam in her eyes.* Who wants trout!?

Guido : Trout!?

Eyah : Yes! The salmon wasn't fresh! *She leaps over Panzer, and begins slapping Guido around with not one, but two trout.*

Guido: Ack! Hey! Boff! Sto~ Eee! I mea~ Gak!

*** Upstairs... ***

Francine : *Finishes cleaning up... cracking her knuckles...* Those three had better have a good excuse for leaving me all of this work!

*Faintly... what sounds like evil laughter can be heard...*

Francine : Hey... Where's that evil laughter coming from?! *Peaks her head out the door... looking over at the neighbors.* Hey! Keep it down over there will ya!?

[DashStPierre]

Dash arrived at the Pizza Cat just as Francine was pulling her head back in.

Francine: Dash??? What the heck are you doing here? Do you know what...

Dash quickly grabbed Francine, pulled her with him under the counter where the cash register was, and covered her mouth.

Dash: Look, I felt like something was up over here while I was sleeping tonight, so I snuck out and came over to check it out. *He hears evil laughter* Hmm...looks like I came at a good time... Im gonna go check out where that is coming from. *releases hand from Francine's mouth* You can pound me over the head for that later, by the way.

Dash crept out from behind the counter and slowly made his way toward the evil laughter. As he walked along, it got louder and louder, until he heard it coming from the basement. He crept down the stairs until he saw Eyah, Guido (who was still in chains),  Panzer (who was unconscious) and the two clowns.

Dash: Well, I hope they dont get too mad at me for this...*Dash powered up his hands* FLASH BEAM!

Suddenly an extremely bright flash emanated from Dash's hands and filled the entire room.

[Blackcat]

*Dash light attack went out of control and filled everything, and by everything I mean the whole city!. Dash closed his eyes,but he had no need to, since he had automatic protection of bright light in his visor. After a few minutes the light was gone, and Dash discovered that the clowns had sunglasses on!.

Eyah Osaka: Hahaha! Oh please, like we didn’t saw that trick on dragon ball!.

Edit14: I hate you DashStPierre!

[DashStPierre]

The first half of that made sense...the second part...well...let's go with this...

After the light cleared, Dash found himself in the middle of the room, and the clowns had SUNGLASSES on!!! "Darnit..." Dash thought to himself.

Dash: Alright you, I dont even know who you are but one thing is for sure, your sense of humor is totally wacked.

Eyah: My sense of humor works just fine thank you...

With that Speedy and Polly started juggling something...Dash could not get a read on what it was...until one of them came flying at his head!

Dash: What the...BAM!

Dash was hit in the head by a very heavy club. Dash stumbled around for a few seconds, and while he was doing that, Polly tripped him up and Dash fell on his face, right into a cream pie! While all this was going on Francine came down into the room.

Francine: Holy McGillicuddy! What the heck is going on in here???

[Blackcat]

And what about Panzer? Well he was still unconscious, not that it would change anything if he woke up, he would just be even more bullied…

-I wont tell my evil plan again!- said Eyah Osaka to Francine

-I don’t care about your evil plan, I just want Speedy, Guido and Polly to go back to work!- said Francine

-Polly and Speedy work for me know, and Guido, he is just comic relief- Said Eyah Osaka and threw a mustard pie into the poor BLIND Guido face, you see he had sunglasses to look cool, but is a bit hard to put sunglasses on, when you are all TIED UP!

Guido: Argg, first that LIGHT and now this, Now I can see even less than before!

Francine took out a piece of paper

-See this, is their contract!, they cant work for you because this says they work for me, and before you try to destroy it, is just a copy!-

Eyah Osaka: Fine, can’t I “rent” them?

*Francine eyes flashed with the yen symbol in them

Francine: No, I'm sorry, they cant be hired for evil....

[KyoZaber]

(Gentlemen, I've been busy since last Friday. I've just moved to a new apartment, and Internet was just hooked up today. As per usual, I'll post something up tomorrow. Nice work from you two by the way. I especially like the club & pie.)

[DashStPierre]

Dash finally got his senses back and realized what had happened.

Dash: Alright you...this ends now...

but before Dash could do anything, the lights went out!

Dash: DANGIT! Hey somebody...CRASH...OW...WHAT THE...(flips lights on)

When the lights came back on, Speedy, Polly, Guido and Eyah were gone...only Francine, Panzer and Dash were left in the basement.

Dash: Hey Panzer...Panzer...sigh...I hoped I wouldnt need to use this again...Francine, here put this on (hands her a gas mask)

Francine: What do I need this for?

Dash: Trust me...you'll need it...

So Francine put the gas mask on as Dash pulled a container out. He put his own gas mask on, and then opened the container and pulled out a very foul smelling object

Francine: Holy moley..what is that?

Dash: Oh its one of my grandfather's old sweat socks...more powerful than any smelling salts...these things could wake the dead...(I think he actually tried that once...)..Panzer old buddy, Im sorry to do this to ya...*places smelly sweat sock over Panzers shell opening*

[KyoZaber]

*** In a secret location... ***

Guido: *Gritting his teeth...* I don't know what just happened... I do know that I don't like it one bit.

Eyah: *Sighs, working on a rubber balloon animal.* Soon you will... after I figure out how to deal with your friends... *Points the rubber poodle at Guido.* You will laugh... and when you do... nothing will stop me...

A smile spreads over her lips as the poodle comes to life, hops out of her hand, and begins licking Guido's face.

Guido: *Remains stone-faced... his right-eye slightly twitches.* -=She has no idea what's coming her way...=-

*** Back in the basement of the Pizza Cat... ***

Francine: *Holding the mask over her face.*-=Of all the nerve... Trying to buy my own cats from me! What a clown...=- *Her eyes open wide... she lets out a combination of a gasp and a hickup.* Oh no! *She removes the mask from her face as she begins to run towards the stairs.* Quick Dash! We've gotta find Guido an~ ... *Her eyes go crossed...Out of a kind of reflex she shouts...* Ohhh~ GUIDO~! *She slowly falls to the ground from the stink of Grandpa Dash's old sweat socks.*

[DashStPierre]

Dash went over and dragged Francine out of the basement (still wearing his gas mask)...

Dash: well I better leave Panzer for now and get Francine some fresh air. The smell of those socks is enough to make a dead man rise up and dance like he's in a Michael Jackson video. And we gotta save Guido (and restore his sight too)...Im gonna have to hope I can use my battle armor because I think breaking this spell may mean I have to use my hyper mode...and the last time I did that I was unconscious for a few days afterwards.

Soon Francine started to come to while she lay outside...

[Mechadon]

The putrid fumes from the sock took some time to percolate into the confines of Panzer's shell. The effect was immediate; his nostrils were violated by a burning aroma of sulfurous intensity. His limbs involuntarily spasmed into action. Within a second, Panzer was unfolded out of his shell and up on his feet. The smell was so potent, he could taste it in the air. This caused him to throw up whatever was left of his cheese and fire-ant pizza all over the sock.

Leon: "Well that should add some flavour to it."

[DashStPierre]

About this time Dash had returned to the basement still wearing his gas mask and saw that Panzer had thrown up on his Grandfather's old smelly sock.

Dash: Whoa...I knew they were powerful...but not THAT powerful.

Dash picked it up, carefully wiped off as much of it as possible and then put it back in the container and sealed it before any stench could get out.

Dash: well Im glad it worked...hopefulyl I wont have to use it again...I think your throwing up will make teh smell even more powerful for next time. Anyway, Francine is outside getting better. She tried to run out and the smell overcame her. Anyway we need to find that Eyah and break the spell she has on Polly and Speedy and rescue Guido...but we need clues as to where to look...