Speedy and Polly: A Match Made in Heaven

[Razgriz27]

Please, can we STOP the bickering? The next chapter will be coming soon.

[Crow]

The moderators should post a vvarning at the top of this forum: All Speedy and Polly lovers vvill immidiately get stoned to death on this board!!

We have plenty of people here who share all 'ships between characters. I'm not writing against that fact, nor am I writing against ANYTHING. All I did was write a review. Grow up.

I want you to please high-light the supposed "mean" and "hurtful" things I wrote in my review. I'm curious to know, as obviously you know my writing better than I do, so teach me.

~Burkey

[Razgriz27]

I'm sorry if I misunderstood you, I've just been under a lot of stress at work lately. Let's just let this go, before it really gets into a massive flame-war, which I really don't want.


Here's the new chapter.


Speedy and Polly: A Match Made In Heaven

Story by: Phoenix710&Merigirl

Disclaimer: Neither Merigirl nor I claim any rights whatsoever to Samurai Pizza Cats, or to any of the characters. Samurai Pizza Cats, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Saban.

Songs for this chapter:

Speedy: ‘I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing’-Aerosmith

Polly: ‘My Guy’-Mary Wells

Chapter Sixteen: A Special Dinner…For A Very Special Cat

Polly got herself up at 8:45am, and when she checked the calendar on her wall, her heart skipped a beat…there were only seven days left until she and Speedy would finally be married. Polly had never been happier, than when she was with Speedy. He was honest, kind, and honorable, not to mention funny, smart, and, as far as she was concerned…he was the most handsome cat in all of Little Tokyo. If anyone DARED to insult him in front of her, she’d have their guts for garters before they could blink. She remembered that she would be heading out with Francine and the other girls today, so that they could pick up their wedding dresses. Polly had already decided on what she wanted. It was a light blue dress, with silver highlights, and a gold floral pattern woven into it. She’d seen it in a store a couple days ago, and she’d asked the shop’s owner to hold it for her, which they’d been happy to oblige. She went in for a shower, got herself dressed, and then she headed downstairs. Once she made her way into the kitchen, she saw Francine making one of her favorite breakfasts, a cheese omelet, with bacon and hashbrowns on the side. She said, “Francine…you don’t have to make breakfast for me…I can cook for myself…but thank you anyway.” Francine smiled, and replied, “Well…since you’ll be doing a lot of running around today, I wanted you to have plenty of energy for when we all head out after breakfast.” Polly replied, “Thanks, Fran…you really are a wonderful friend, honestly.” Francine slid the omelet onto Polly’s plate, along with the bacon and hashbrowns, and then she said, “I already called up Lucille, and she should be over here soon, along with her brother Wally. Cosmo and Myoshi are coming too, and they’ll be heading out with Speedy, Guido, and Good Bird, so that they can pick up their clothes. We’ll pick up your sister, and then head out.” Polly replied, “Sounds good to me, Fran…oh look…here’s Lucille now.” Francine said, “Hi there, Lucille, Wally. How’s it going?” Lucille replied, “Wonderful, Francine…I can’t believe this…my two dearest friends are only a week away from getting married…” Wally rubbed her shoulders to calm her down, and Guido then came down the stairs, followed shortly afterwards by Speedy. Polly’s eyes lit up at the sight of her beloved fiancé, and she ran up to him, pulling him into a hug. Speedy wrapped his arms around her, and said, “Good morning, Kitten…how’s my lovely Pollyanna today?” Polly replied, “Never better, Pussycat.” Speedy said, “So…what’s up for today, Polly?” She replied, “Well…the girls and I are gonna head out to pick up our wedding dresses, and you guys can watch the TV until we get back…and make sure the Pizza’s get there hot!” Speedy replied, “Hey…you know me, Kitten…I don’t goof around like that anymore…I’ve got you to come back to, so nothing’s gonna hold me up.” Cosmo and Myoshi arrived, along with Good Bird and Carla. Once they all greeted one another, and got breakfast out of the way, they cleaned up, and while the girls headed out to shop, the guys all took care of the Pizza Parlor.

Polly and her friends arrived at the Esther household shortly before noon, and she headed up to the door. She rang the bell, and her mother opened up. Tane said, “Polly! Hello, dear…I see you’re all ready to head out for your dress. Hold on, I’ll just get your sister. Tane headed into the main hallway, and called up the stairs, “SAYAKA…YOUR SISTER’S HERE!!!” Moments later, the younger Esther sister came down the stairs, and nearly tackled Polly when she went to hug her. Cosmo said, “Wow…she’s a feisty one, isn’t she?” Myoshi replied, “Yeah…Speedy’s really getting a winner with Polly…the chemistry between them…it’s so plain to see, you’d have to be as stupid as Big Cheese to miss it.” Polly and Sayaka came outside, and once Sayaka had greeted everyone, they headed off together, bound for the mall.

Meanwhile, in a cave outside the city…

After almost two months of being off course, due to the Ninja Crows’ horrible sense of direction, not to mention their unending stupidity, Cheese’s robot finally touched down, since Jerry had located a cave large enough for them to hide out in, until they were ready to strike. Cheese guided the robot down, using the hover thrusters, and then he walked it into the cave, crouched it down, and popped open the cockpit hatch. The Ninja Crows got out first, and Cheese followed, along with Jerry. Cheese looked around him, and said, “Well…well…we’re FINALLY home…NO THANKS TO YOU IDIOTS!!!” Jerry said, “Cheesy, we’ll need to refuel the robot, since there’s only about ten minutes worth of jet fuel left in the boosters. Also, the main power core’s going to need at least a week to recharge, since it’s nearly depleted. Most importantly…I think we could all use some sleep…it’s been a long flight.” Cheese shouted, “IF IT WEREN’T FOR THESE STUPID NINJA CROWS AND THEIR HORRIBLE FLYING SKILLS, WE’D HAVE GOTTEN HERE OVER A MONTH AGO!!!” He calmed himself down, and then he turned back to face the Ninja Crows. He said, “Now, my Ninja Crows…when did we leave Prisoners’ Island?” One of them replied, “Uhm…May 28th, boss.” Cheese replied, “That’s right. Now then…what’s TODAY’s date?” Another Ninja Crow replied, “It’s July 7th, boss.” Cheese replied, “Very good…now then, for the one million yen question…WHY DID IT TAKE US SO LONG TO GET BACK HERE?!” Jerry replied, “Uhm…because the Ninja Crows were flying the robot, and they kept getting lost.” Cheese replied, “Correct. Jerry, the NEXT time you let those idiots man the controls of a robot, I’m going to tie you to a chair, and make you watch Michael Jackson music videos, and Hillary Clinton political speeches, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!” Jerry replied, “Y-yes…Cheesy…I promise you, it’ll NEVER happen again.” He then muttered, “It’s a good thing we didn’t let YOU fly, or we’d all be at the bottom of the ocean by now…oops…” Cheese screamed, “JERRY…DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!” Jerry frantically began waving his hands in front of him, and said, “N-no, Cheesy…I meant to say that…uhm…we didn’t want to let you fly, because we could see that you needed some rest, and I didn’t want you to fall asleep at the controls.” Cheese calmed down, and said, “Ahh…well, when ya put it that way, Jerry…I’m touched, that you’re so concerned about me. Thank you, for not disturbing my beauty sleep.” Jerry muttered, “I’m glad I didn’t, since you’re still a few million years shy of having enough beauty sleep, that you wouldn’t make Medusa jealous…oh no…why do I keep doing this…” Cheese screamed, “WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY, YOU HIDEOUS TROLL?! I’M SURPRISED THAT YOUR REFLECTION DOESN’T RUN AWAY WHEN YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR…AAARRRGGGHHH!!!” Cheese exploded, and Jerry went sailing into the wall of the cave. Once he’d recovered from his tantrum, Cheese said, “Listen up, my Ninja Crows…I want you to head out to Little Tokyo, snoop around, and find out what’s going on, then report back here. No sidetrips, and NO GOOFING OFF!” The Ninja Crows started tripping over each other for a few minutes, until they finally got their act in gear, and headed out. Cheese said, “Those stupid Pizza Cats…they don’t suspect a thing, Jerry. Soon, they’ll be out of our way, and I’ll be on the throne as the new Emperor!” Jerry muttered, “If you want to see stupid, go look in a mirror…uh-oh…” Cheese shouted, “DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I’M DUMB ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PRODUCERS OF GREY’S ANATOMY LOOK LIKE ROCKET SCIENTISTS?!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!” Cheese went off again, and Jerry was blasted clean out of the cave. He said, “One of these days, I’m gonna learn to keep my big mouth shut…that is…if he doesn’t kill me first…but right now…I need a nap…ugh…” Jerry fell over, and everything was quiet.

Mall of Little Tokyo…

Polly and the others arrived at the mall just after 1:30pm, and they made their first stop in the dress shop. While the girls were in looking for dresses, Cosmo went into the men’s formal wear shop, and purchased a cobalt blue tuxedo, with silver trim on the shirtcuffs. Meanwhile, Polly had picked up her dress, and Lucille found a lovely yellow dress, with a picture of a Sakura tree sewn into the back. Francine found herself a pretty white dress, with green and gold highlights, Myoshi got herself a pink dress, with white trim, and then Sayaka came over, with a dress in her arms that made Polly’s face light up with joy. It was a bright, fiery red, with pink and gold highlights, just like her armor. Polly said, “Sayaka…that dress…it’s lovely!” She replied, “Thanks, sis…I wanted to pick out a dress that reminded me of you, and since this one’s in the same colors as your armor, I knew it’d be perfect. You’ve done so much for me…and I just want you to know this, Polly…I know that your life with Speedy is going to be wonderful…I’ve seen how much he loves you.” Polly hugged her sister, and replied, “I know, Sayaka…the two of us…we truly are meant to be together, and I’ll love him until the end of time.” The other girls, along with Cosmo, caught up with the Esther sisters, and together, they went and paid for their clothing, before heading for home.

Pizza Cat Pizza Emporium…

Speedy and Guido were watching a baseball game on the television, and Good Bird was just getting in from running a pair of large meatball subs over to the North End of Little Tokyo. He put the delivery pack down, slid the money into the register, and then logged the delivery on the clipboard, so that Francine would have a record of their activities. Once he was done with that, he grabbed a soda from the cooler, and walked into the living room. He said, “How’s the game going, guys?” Speedy replied, “The home team’s up six to nothing, top of the seventh.” Good Bird replied, “Great. Did the girls call yet?” Guido replied, “No, not yet…” Just then, Speedy’s cell phone rang, and he picked up, after moving into the kitchen, where he could have some privacy. A few minutes later, he closed his phone, walked back into the living room, and smiled. Good Bird asked, “What’s got you so happy, Speedy?” He replied, “That was Polly. She said that she and the others are on their way home, and I told her that we’ve been taking turns running deliveries. Francine said that she’s PERSONALLY going to give us all a raise.” Guido and Good Bird both smiled at the news, and then they went back to watching the game, until they heard the door open. The girls all said their good-byes, and headed for home, while Polly and Francine headed upstairs to hide their dresses. Once they’d done so, Francine and Polly came downstairs, and while Francine did a cash count, and checked the delivery log, Polly went in and hugged Speedy, and then she sat down to watch the rest of the game with him.

A few hours later…

Polly and Francine were sitting at one of the tables, having a friendly chat with one another. Guido had gone to speak with his brother and Myoshi, while Speedy and Good Bird were outside, doing some sparring with their swords, so that they could keep their skills sharp. Francine said, “So, Polly…have you got plans for tonight? Are you and Speedy doing anything?” Polly replied, “No, Fran…I just wish there was some way that I could thank him for putting up with my explosive temper for so long, and for loving me for who I am, despite my faults.” Francine put a hand on her friend’s shoulder, and said, “Polly…he loves you, because he’s known you long enough to see BOTH sides of you, good and bad…and he knows that your GOOD qualities MORE than make up for your few faults. You’re kind, sweet, brave, and loyal. You’ve got a great personality, and you never, ever abandon your friends when they need you. You see…Speedy sees through your few quirks, and he knows that you’ve got a heart of gold, and a pure soul, capable of love.” Polly smiled, and replied, “Thanks, Francine…you’re a true friend, ya know that…in fact, I just thought of something…I’ll cook a special dinner for him tonight, to show him how much I appreciate him.” Francine said, “Polly…that sounds great! What are you gonna cook?” Polly thought about it for a few minutes, and then she replied, “I think I’ll make a teriyaki-flavored chicken stir fry, with some peppers, soy sauce, and some Lo-Mein noodles on the side. For dessert, I’ll make some homemade cherry/watermelon ice cream, using a recipe that my mom taught me.” Francine replied, “Wow…sounds yummy! Make sure to save some of the ice cream for me…I might want a snack later.” Polly said, “Sure thing, Fran…can you make sure to clear out by around 6:30 or so, since that’s when I plan to start cooking?” Francine said, “Sure. I’ll go over to the art museum, since they’ve got a new exhibit that I want to see, Guido said that he’s gonna take Lucille out for a walk, and Good Bird said that he was gonna take Carla to a movie.” Polly replied, “Great! I’ll go get the ingredients I need, after we close up for the night.” Francine smiled at her friend, and then they both went back to work.

Over at Cosmo and Myoshi’s house…

Guido walked into his brother’s house, after Cosmo opened the door for him, and he said, “Hey bro. How’s Myoshi?” Cosmo replied, “Just dandy, buddy. How’s things between you and Lucille?” Guido replied, “Great. I’m gonna take her out to the park tonight. Now then…as soon as Myoshi comes down…” Myoshi said, “Hello, Guido. How’s our favorite Casanova Samurai?” Guido replied, “Haha…Myoshi. My days of chasing every pretty girl in town are done…since there’s only ONE that I have my heart set on now.” Myoshi replied, “Hey, I was just kidding…you know we love ya!” She hugged him, and Cosmo playfully elbowed him. Guido said, “Now then…before I forget what I came here for, let’s finalize our plans. Next week, we pick up everybody at their homes, and head over to the Holy Name Church. Fran, Sayaka, and Lucille are gonna help Polly with her preparations, and I’ll be helping Speedy, along with Good Bird. You two, work with Wally on getting the food over there, and the Rescue Team’s gonna be in charge of passing out the invitations. As for the guest list, here goes…Al Dente and his wife, Polly’s mother, father, sister, her grandmother, her cousins from Kyoto, Speedy’s aunt, his uncle, and some of his old friends out of Samurai Academy. Also, we’ll have Sylvia, her son, and a few other friends that the bride and groom-to-be have made over the years. The wedding starts off at 6:30, then we hold the reception at the Pizza Parlor from 8:30 to 9:30. Finally, Speedy and Polly head off for their honeymoon in the Caribbean.” Meanwhile, A Ninja Crow fluttered down outside, and listened in on the conversation. His eyes went wide when he heard about Speedy and Polly getting married, and he said to himself, ‘Oh man…the boss is gonna want to know about this. I better head back and tell him right away!” He turned to leave, but stepped on a twig, and then he tripped over a rock. Guido turned around, but the Ninja Crow was already gone. Cosmo said, “What’s up, Guido?” He replied, “Nothing…just my imagination…I could’ve sworn that I heard a noise, but I guess it was just the wind.” The three of them went over their choices for music, and then Guido headed back home, so that he could get ready for his date with Lucille.

Two hours later…

As the restaurant closed up for the evening, Francine said, “Okay, Polly. You can head out now. Speedy’s out delivering the last pizza of the day, and he won’t be back until at least after you get home, since he had to run it clear across the city. I’m heading out now, and Guido’s already gone with Lucille. Have fun, Polly!” Smiling, Polly replied, “Thanks…you too, Francine!” Polly watched her friend leave, and then she walked out, locking the shop up and taking her key with her.

As she made her way down towards the grocery store, Polly heard a rustle in the alleyway off to her left, and she said, “Who’s in there?” She heard nothing, so she kept walking. A few minutes later, she heard, “Well…well…if it isn’t little miss Polly Esther…all alone and vulnerable…what’s the matter, little kitty…did you have another fight with the shrimp and the showoff?” Polly growled, and said, “You lousy little idiot…GET OUT HERE!!!” The Ninja Crow came out, and said, “Hiya, kitty…I see that you’re by yourself…and the other two aren’t around to save your pretty little hide this time. Why don’t you surrender now, before I have to get rough with ya?” Polly replied, “Hah…that’s a laugh…you think YOU can beat ME…maybe when Cheese grows half a brain cell!” The Ninja Crow replied, “Oh yeah…come over here and say that…no wait…stay where you are…I don’t wanna pass out and die…OLD HALIBUT BREATH!!!!” Polly unsheathed her claws, and shouted, “NOBODY CALLS ME OLD HALIBUT BREATH AND LIVES, YOU WALKING FEATHERDUSTER!!! YOU’RE DEAD!!!” Polly pounced on the Ninja Crow, and beat him to a pulp. Once she was done with him, she pulled out her flute and her sword, and said, “Time for a flight back home, you turkey…HEARTBREAKER!!!” The powerful blast hit the Ninja Crow, and sent him flying back to the cave that he and his fellow goons were hiding in. After Polly sent the dumb bird packing, she resumed her trek to the grocery store.

One hour later…

Polly arrived back home, and began to chop up her ingredients. She roasted chicken, poured some teriyaki seasoning and soy sauce on it, chopped up some peppers, and then she threw into the wok. Before long, she had dinner ready, and just in time. Speedy came in, placed the money into the register, and logged his delivery, before punching out. He plopped down, and said, “Whew…oh man, I’m tired…hey, Kitten…what’s that I smell?” Polly smiled, and replied, “It’s dinner, Speedy…a dinner I made, just for you. Teriyaki-flavored chicken stir-fry, with peppers and soy sauce, rice, and some Lo-Mein noodles on the side.” Speedy replied, “Wow…Polly, you…you didn’t have to go through all this trouble to make dinner for me…” Polly put her hands on his shoulders, and said, “Speedy…I wanted to. I made this dinner, as my way of thanking you for all the years of friendship and love you’ve given me…and for putting up with my temper…even though I must’ve seemed impossible at times.” Speedy replied, “Polly…I’ve been your friend ever since third grade, and we’ve been together long enough, that I can see through the few little faults you’ve got. Yeah…your temper’s pretty hot, but you’re also a brave, compassionate, beautiful, and wonderful female cat…the one that I’m lucky enough to be able to call my best friend, and my bride-to-be. Polly Esther…I love you, and I always will.” She teared up, and replied, “Oh Speedy…I-I love you too.” Speedy pulled her into a kiss, and then she dished up dinner. Speedy took a bite, and said, “Wow…Polly, this is…it’s great! Where’d you get the recipe?” She smiled, and replied, “It’s my mom’s recipe, Speedy.” He replied, “Well…I’m gonna tell her the next time I see her…she’s got a wonderful recipe…and a VERY special, wonderful daughter.” Polly smiled, and then she and Speedy went back to their meal. Once they finished, Speedy said, “Polly, thanks so much. I’ve got a song I’d like to sing for you, called ‘I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing’, by Aerosmith.” Polly smiled, and said, “Sounds great, Pussycat…let the good times roll!” Speedy smiled, and then he began singing.

‘I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing.’

Polly hugged Speedy, and said, “That was such a fitting song for us, Speedy…and I think that this one here really sums up my feelings for you. It’s called ‘My Guy’, by Mary Wells.” Speedy said, “Wow…I know that song, and it’ll be great to hear it from you, my lovely Pollyanna.” With a smile, Polly began singing, letting Speedy know that she’d always be at his side.

‘Nothing you can say,
Can take me away,
From my guy.
Nothing you could do,
'cause I'm stuck like glue,
To my guy.
I'm sticking to my guy,
Like a stamp to a letter,
Like birds of a feather,
We, stick together,
I can tell you from the start,
I can't be torn apart from my guy.

Nothing you could do,
Could make me be untrue,
To my guy.
(My Guy)
Nothing you could buy,
Could make me tell a lie,
To my guy
(My Guy)
I gave my guy,
My word of honour,
To be faithful,
And I'm gonna,
You'd better be believing,
I won't be deceiving,
My guy.

As a matter of opinion,
I think he's tops,
My opinion is,
He's the cream of the crop,
As a matter of taste,
To be exact,
He's my ideal,
As a matter of fact.

No muscle bound man,
Could take my hand,
From my guy.
(My guy)
No handsome face,
Could ever take the place,
Of my guy,
(My guy)
He may not be a movie star,
But when it comes to being happy,
We are,
There's not a man today,
Who can take me away,
From my guy.

No muscle bound man,
Could take my hand,
From my guy.
(My guy)
No handsome face,
Could ever take the place,
Of my guy,
(My guy)
He may not be a movie star,
But when it comes to being happy,
We are,
There's not a man today,
Who can take me away,
From my guy.
(what'cha say?)

There's not a man today,
Who could take me away,
From my guy.
(Tell me more!)

There's not a man today,
Who could take me away,
From my guy.’

Speedy said, “Oh wow…Polly, every time I hear you sing, it just gets better and better!” Polly kissed him on the nose, and said, “Hang on, Speedy…I’m gonna go get dessert.” Polly went out back, and grabbed a couple of spoons, two dishes, and then she dished her homemade cherry/watermelon ice cream into the dishes, and carried them out. Speedy asked, “Hey kitten, what’s in the bowls?” She replied, “It’s another recipe of my mom’s, Speedy. Cherry/watermelon ice cream.” Speedy tried some, and said, “Oh wow…it’s great!” They ate their desserts, and then they headed in to watch a movie together, before heading up to bed for the night.

[Crow]

I'm sorry if I misunderstood you, I've just been under a lot of stress at work lately.

Finally! There we go! Now we're getting somewhere. I've been having a hell of time lately and being online is one of my outlets for said stress. Now perhaps I have a reason behind the thick-headedness of the past... 15 replies or more in this thread. Thank you for sharing that, makes me understand now.

As for you, Pollygirl, if that is your real name, it's time for you to straighten your head out and understand that I am NOT insulting you. I am not presenting anything in an insulting manner or negative way. It's called a critique for a reason; both the good and bad points are brought to our attention.

What the usual response should be: "Oh, thanks for your kind words and that you took the time to read my story! I'll try to work on the points you mentioned, or I'll have someone edit it for me."

Instead: "zomg my feelings are hirt!!!1 your insulting meeeee! everyone says they liek my story, why won't you??? its a great story!!!"

Obviously over-exaggerating, but still, that's how it feels whenever I read a response in this thread from you. Read again that I am not insulting you, and if you can't take constructive-critisim... Tough. Get over it, move on. Grow up.

~Burkey

[Methid Man]

Burke, I would've actually sided with you on this if you had given an actual critical review of this fanfic, because then it would've just been a matter of Pollygirl and Razgriz getting all pissy that someone didn't like their story, which I can agree IS very newbish.

All you gave, however, was a bickering that it was a cliched concept. The purpose of a review, whether positive or negative, is to give the writer feedback on how they can improve their writing ability. Seriously, Burke, if you really think it's as crappy as you make it out to be, couldn't you have said anything more than just "I've seen this a million times already"?

Besides, it's not their fault so many other people have written Speedy+Polly fanfics before them. The fact that they intend to write something of their own that just happens to be a popular story concept shouldn't automatically make them bad writers, and I can see why they would be defending themselves the way they are. Also, the fact you resort to throwing insults to defend your position makes you look even worse.

Next time you give an opinion on someone's writing, it better be constructive criticism rather than just a one-line whining. Quality replies are something I expect to see in this forum anyway.

Pollygirl and Razgriz: Whatever you two write, just be prepared for any kind of review, be it positive or negative. Try not to take negative feedback too personally just because it doesn't agree with the content. Take it as advice on how to improve your writing and work from there. Good luck.

-- Sam the Methid Man

[Razgriz27]

Thank you for sticking up for us, Methid Man. I'll take your advice about reviews to heart, and learn to improve my writing, if I see someone point out a problem, as long as they don't launch into a negative rant about the concept of the story itself. Once again, I really appreciate your assistance.

[pollygirl]

I agree, and thank you so much for standing up for us. It's not that vve can't take negative critisim, it's the vvay he critisized us. I mean, on another of my stories he did say I vvrote like a 12-year-old girl! (that vvas on my Speedy and Polly Christmas story) and personally I like my vvriting the vvay it is.

But thank you so much! VVe fully appreciate this vvholeheartedly!

[Razgriz27]

My thoughts exactly. Hopefully, the next chapter will be coming up either tomorrow or the next day.

[Crow]

Burke, I would've actually sided with you on this if you had given an actual critical review of this fanfic, because then it would've just been a matter of Pollygirl and Razgriz getting all pissy that someone didn't like their story, which I can agree IS very newbish.

All you gave, however, was a bickering that it was a cliched concept. The purpose of a review, whether positive or negative, is to give the writer feedback on how they can improve their writing ability. Seriously, Burke, if you really think it's as crappy as you make it out to be, couldn't you have said anything more than just "I've seen this a million times already"?

Besides, it's not their fault so many other people have written Speedy+Polly fanfics before them. The fact that they intend to write something of their own that just happens to be a popular story concept shouldn't automatically make them bad writers, and I can see why they would be defending themselves the way they are. Also, the fact you resort to throwing insults to defend your position makes you look even worse.

Next time you give an opinion on someone's writing, it better be constructive criticism rather than just a one-line whining. Quality replies are something I expect to see in this forum anyway.

Pollygirl and Razgriz: Whatever you two write, just be prepared for any kind of review, be it positive or negative. Try not to take negative feedback too personally just because it doesn't agree with the content. Take it as advice on how to improve your writing and work from there. Good luck.

-- Sam the Methid Man

First off: Edited for stupid color, size and boldness so it's actually easy on the eyes.

Secondly: Methid Man, I don't think you quite have the full story here. Let me explain. Our esteemed writers here showed up and posted their story, about Christmas no less, right around the Christmas season. Cool. I read it and decided to shed some light and help out our new writers. I wrote a massive review (which you can please read RIGHT HERE.) As you can see, it's filled with both positive remarks and not so positive remarks aimed at helping point out the trouble spots.

Herein lies the problem. Our two writers here seemed to think I was just merely insulting them for the sake of lulz and giggles. Shame, if I were in my BurkeWorld mode instead of my StreetSlyde mode, I probably would have. But no, I spent more than 30 minutes writing that review out at 4:30 AM because I thought it was worth it to say something. Instead, I get whiny responses and cries of hurt feelings and other such BS that quickly made me feel as though all the time and energy I spent writing my review was for nothing.

Raz + PollyGirl: Let me point out something to you that may be the honest, sucky truth; your fictions are indeed sub-par. I tried to tell you how to fix them up, but you simply wouldn't listen. Now, before you say "But lots of people like them!!11" let me say the following. I did a little reasearch last night and checked all your stories on FF.net and I learned a few things. There have only been FOUR people to review yours stories, 2 of them are yourselves. The other one who I recognize is PizzaCatDiv and if you look at his history, he gives great reviews to EVERY SPC fiction on there, because he's a really nice guy or on drugs or something. So he doesn't count. The only other name I saw was someone named "acosta perez jose ramiro." So... One person does not count for a lot, sorry to say.

Now back to you Methid Man, read my review again, then understand this; why would I write a second review for a different story if I'm going to get the same response? Why waste all that time and energy and get nothing for it but BS answers and moronic insights to "hurt feelings" and epic whining? Screw that. When I read these respones, I literally lost my appetite just now. I no longer want to finish my Shrove Tuesday meal, and that makes me mad.

For the record, PollyGirl should learn to read, as I never called her 12 years old. I called her 16 or 15 years old at that. Maybe I should go back and edit to say she was 12 years old, it would be more accurate. Go somewhere else and spread your slander, it's not welcome here. As I said last night: grow up and good night.

~Burkey

[Razgriz27]

Here's the newest chapter:




Speedy and Polly: A Match Made In Heaven

Story by: Phoenix710&Merigirl

Disclaimer: Neither Merigirl nor I claim any rights whatsoever to Samurai Pizza Cats, or to any of the characters. Samurai Pizza Cats, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Saban.

Chapter Seventeen: When Friends Come to Visit

“Yeah, that’s right,” Guido said on the phone the next afternoon in the back room. “Best room you’ve got for July 14th. Around ten-thirty, or eleven. Yeah, that’s right. Put it under Cerviche. C-e-r-v-i-c-h-e. That’s right. Yeah, and anything they might ring up from room service...put it on my tab. Anchovy. A-n-c-h-o-v-y. Right.” Guido pulled out his wallet and took out his credit card. “OK, my number is..” Myoshi came in just then and stood behind Guido as he finished. “OK so it’s all confirmed? OK, thanks a lot.” He hung up the phone and turned to see Myoshi there with her arms folded and a sly look on her face. “Hey, Myoshi, when did you get in?”
“Just a few minutes ago. Soooooo….what was that all about?” she winked at him. “You bad boy, you…you gonna go take Lucille out for a weekend of fun? You ought ta be ashamed of yourself.”
Guido lightly punched her on the arm. “Oh yeah, that’s right Myoshi, I’m gonna sneak out early and run away to go be frisky with Lucille all day long…come ON, I respect my Samurai vows, ya know!”
“So, what are ya doing then?”
“I just finished booking the best hotel room for Speedy and Polly at The Rising Sun.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa…The Rising Sun? Guido, that’s the fanciest, most expensive hotel in all of Tokyo.”
“I know, and it’s also the best, and my two best friends deserve nothing but the best. I booked the boat too. At ten-thirty the morning after their wedding, the boat will escort them to the Caribbean for two weeks of love and enjoyment.”
Myoshi stared at this Cat in front of her like she’d never seen him before. “Who are you?” she finally asked, before hugging him to let him know she was only kidding.

Later that day, Polly was doing her usual thing, cutting up ingredients to use for the pizzas. Speedy slowly came up from behind and wrapped his arms around her waist. “Hey, beautiful Kitten,” he whispered, kissing her cheek tenderly. Polly smiled and leaned back against his chest.
“Hey, Pussycat,” she greeted, putting her hand on his as he tightened his grip around her waist. Speedy gently kissed the back of her neck as he moved one hand up until it was on her shoulder. Polly moved her head a bit and kissed it. With a happy sigh she closed her eyes as Speedy and Polly just relished in being together. For the longest time they stayed like that, not saying a word, they didn’t have to. Simply enjoying the feel of each other’s hands on their waists and shoulders spoke of their love for one another, better than any mere words could. Speedy gently ran his hand in small circles up Polly’s back, while trailing tiny kisses down her neck. “Mmm…that feels so nice.”
“”Anything for you, Pumpkin,” Speedy said honestly. He wrapped his arm completely around her shoulders and kissed her through her helmet, causing her to giggle and blush. She leaned even further back against him until she was as far back as she could get while still chopping ingredients. He kissed her neck, and she moved her head enough to receive a kiss on her lips. It was just a peck, but the energy between them was so powerful, so amazing. He had never felt this attracted, this energized, this incredible feeling ever before, with anyone! He massaged her shoulders and kissed her again, letting his deep, passionate love all out, all for her and no one else. Who knew even a peck had that much power?
“Ahem!” Francine said, looking into the kitchen. “Romeo? Can you take your hands off Juliet for a few minutes to run this pizza to the Bulldogs? Make sure it gets there HOT!”
“Yes, Ma’am,” Speedy said,. “I can assure ya it’s gonna be! After all, I can’t fool around anymore…not when I got this incredibly lovely dreamcake to come back to!” He pecked Polly and left.
“Please come out here, Polly, we got a long line of customers!“ Francine slowly walked back to the gathering crowd. “Sorry about the wait…I’ll be so glad when they’re finally married!”

A little while later, Speedy had returned, and he, along with Polly, Guido, and Francine, as well as Good Bird and Carla, were conducting business as usual, when the door opened and voices familiar to him and Polly came. “Hey, good morning, all!!! Where’s our Speedy, huh? Where’s our big guy?!”
Suddenly, a number of Cats came through the door. One was a tall, strong-looking blond haired cat, another was a smaller girl with long black hair. A third was a curly haired-brunette. Next came a skinny brown haired guy, and finally, in strolled a blond haired guy that was almost as tall as the strong looking blond was. “Hey, Speedy!!’
“Uncle Ben!! Aunt Vanessa! Mallory, Ji Lin! Heroshi!!” Speedy cried, jumping from his chair to hug them.
“I didn’t know you guys were coming!” Polly cried happily.
“Surprise!!” the long haired brunette cried.
“Hey, I thought Speedy only had one Aunt and Uncle!”, Guido whispered.
“He does,” Polly explained. “These guys were his parent’s best friends! We both have known them since we were Kittens, and we just call them Aunt and Uncle….wHOOOOOOOAAA!!” Before she could say anything more, the big muscular Cat had picked her up and was twirling her around and around.
“Is this our little girl?!” He said out loud, holding her up over his head. “Is THIS our Little Polly?! Look at her!!!”
“For Heaven’s sake, Ben, put her down! I think she’d like to be able to breathe long enough to say her vows!” The long haired brunette said.
“Oh, right Mallory,” he put her down. “Sorry, Cherry.” He patted her shoulder.
The curly haired girl hugged Speedy. “Oh, wow!! Look at you, look at how handsome you’ve become!! Look at him, all! Oh, if only your parents could see you now!!”
“Aw, Vanessa!”
“No, I mean it. Jon, may he rest in peace, always said he had the best looking son, and I can see it so clearly now!” She stood back a bit with tears in her eyes. “You’re the living picture of your Dad!” She went to hug Polly. “Oh…wow..Polly!! This is our little Polly?! Pretty little Polly, I can’t believe it! What happened to that cute little kitten with the red pigtails and the sailor suit who was always running around with Speedy?”
Polly laughed. “She grew up!”
“She sure did…and look at how beautiful she became! If I didn’t consider you both to be like family, I’d be jealous! Look at you! Look at our Cherry!”
“Cherry?!” Guido asked.
“Cherry,” Vanessa said. “We all called her Cherry, cause….well you must know! Unfortunately, they’re making her wear…what? What is this you guys are wearing?”
“It’s our pizza uniform,” Speedy explained. “Remember, I told you?”
“Oh yeah.”
“I know we kinda came without calling first,” Heroshi said. “Someone is Mr. Procrastinator..” he looked at Ji Lin knowingly. “But we hope you guys can fit in a few extra wedding guests..”
“Sure, sure! Anything for my Dad’s closest friends!” Speedy said.
“When our late best friend’s son gets married, you can bet we’ll be there!” Mallory said.
“Come over here, meet everyone!” Speedy said. “This is my best guy friend, Guido Anchovy. This is his brother, Cosmo and his wife, Myoshi. This is Lucille Omitsu, Guido’s girlfriend, and Polly’s best girl friend. This is the Captain of the Royal Guard and our boss, Al Dente. The male crow over there is Good Bird, and the red-haired female crow is his girlfriend, Carla. Good Bird used to be Bad Bird, the leader of Seymour Cheese’s Ninja Crows, but he reformed and became Good Bird, just before the comet would’ve wiped the whole city out. Good Bird helped him to destroy it, and from then on, he’s been pardoned by Princess Vi, and he and Carla have been dating ever since. this is Francine Manx, the owner of this restaurant. This is Ben, his wife Mallory, Vanessa, and her brothers Ji Lin and Heroshi. My Dad’s best friends!”
“A pleasure,” Al said, shaking hands with them. “You should be extremely proud of him.”
“Oh we are, we are!” Vanessa said. “After the Comet Caper we heard what Speedy did…and we spent a few months bragging that we knew his father and watched this fine, strong, brave Cat grow up!”
“Very nice to meet you all, please have a seat near the wall,” Francine said.
“Have a seat, take a load off,” Polly said. “We’ll bring you some of our best pizza!”
“Anything they order, it’s on me, Fran!” Speedy said.
“Where are you guys staying until the wedding?” Polly asked.
“Oh, don’t worry about us, we all got rooms at a nearby hotel. We’re fine. Now sit you two, sit. We all have a lot of catching up to do!!” Vanessa said.

A while later, Guido was walking with Lucille in a nearby garden, so that Speedy and Polly could have some time to catch up with their old family friends. They were taking the opportunity to talk about the wedding.
“So, I ordered the flowers for the wedding,” Lucille said. “Lots of rainbow orchids, some of Polly’s favorites. Also some bright red roses, white lilies and gardenias. I spoke to the florist, and he assured me they would be delivered the day before the wedding. I’ll keep them in my teahouse and take them to the Church early in the afternoon, and the Rescue Team is gonna help set them up.
Guido pulled her toward him, sharing a warm embrace with the love of his life. “What would I do without you, Lucille? You’re not only beautiful, but intelligent and organized too.”
Lucille blushed. “Oh, Guido..”

“I would do absolutely anything for you my sweet one. I’d even climb up to the sky, take down a star, and give it to you if I could. But no star on earth can match your radiant beauty.”
“Oh, you’re just so sweet, Guido. I love you!”
“I love you my darling Lucille. With every beat of my heart.” He drew her near and kissed her lips. She slid her arms around his neck, and he rubbed her back with one hand while running his fingers through her hair with the other. He stroked her hair, ran his hand down her horn, and stroked her cheek. God, was THIS all there was to going steady? It wasn’t so hard. It wasn’t hard at all to do! He could have done this a long time ago! Out of the corner of his eye he spotted two lovely little cats on the other side of the bridge…but surprisingly…he didn’t have any urge to go over there at all and start talking to them!! None at all! He glanced at them…but then looked away…cause he realized…all he wanted to do was keep kissing Lucille!! No one and nothing else mattered, cause what he kept saying was true…he was in love with Lucille!! For the first time since he started dating girls, he wanted to make a commitment to only one! Lucille! Just the thought of that made him kiss her again with so much love it took their breath away.
Lucille smiled, and she then asked, “Would you like to come back to my house for some tea?”
Guido smiled back at her, and then he folded his hand around Lucille's, before he replied, “Sure. I’d love to.”

[Some1Else]

Raz 'n Pollygirl. . .

If you think Burke is bad, then you truly have never been flamed. His comments are relatively tame compared to some of the more disgruntled people I've come across on ff.net. It's not that big of a deal.

I would encourage you to continue only so that you may hopefully grow and that's probably saying far too much. Just take what Burke says at face value and try to incorporate it into your stuff. While you can't please everyone, you can strengthen your style through the suggestions of others as I have done.

And no, I didn't read your story. I can't stand romance for more than five pages and the minute you insert a song into a story to buff up the moment you're just getting silly. I merely threw in my opinion to hopefully get you to see this situation more clearly.

[Crow]

Raz 'n Pollygirl. . .

If you think Burke is bad, then you truly have never been flamed. His comments are relatively tame compared to some of the more disgruntled people I've come across on ff.net. It's not that big of a deal.

I would encourage you to continue only so that you may hopefully grow and that's probably saying far too much. Just take what Burke says at face value and try to incorporate it into your stuff. While you can't please everyone, you can strengthen your style through the suggestions of others as I have done.

And no, I didn't read your story. I can't stand romance for more than five pages and the minute you insert a song into a story to buff up the moment you're just getting silly. I merely threw in my opinion to hopefully get you to see this situation more clearly.

You are right, I could be SO much worse than what I've been saying. I was told, however, by certain powers that be, to word my posts in a way that is tough and dirty, but also in a way to show that I have done nothing wrong. I could get really nasty (and I mean REALLY nasty) but I have more self control than that. "Flame Wars" can get dirty and mean, but this is just a mere.. debate/argument, that's all. Flaming someone is just insulting them for the sake of insulting. What I've done has been to ATTEMPT to review and help along, but alas, here we are as it seems over-sensitive people take the slightest word of help and take it so personally that they feel they'll never recover form it. I'm quite enjoying it, actually, as this whole situation has helped me sharpen my wits and reviewing skills (plus dealing with blokes who don't seem to know their tails from their shoulders is also fun).

All is good! ^_^ *Is happy and will continue to post my way until I die, as it is the correct way.*

~Burkey

[KyoZaber]

Ugg.... Raggle fraggle...

Prior to the good review Burke made on the Christmas Fanfic, there are only 2 moments where I can see any potential brush up against Pollygirl...

1)http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=74.msg18297#msg18297
-This one doesn't seem too huge. I can see if Pollygirl may have started developing a “Do not like Burke” attitude at this point in time.

2)http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=69.msg18354#msg18354
-This one is pretty much a zap. Again probably not helping relationships.

Below are 2 following posts where the crap begins to hit the fan.

3)http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=1548.msg18355#msg18355
-The quoted review. This review is critical, yet uplifting. He states that Pollygirl has talent, yet she has a few key issues that she needs to work on. He overall gave the fan fiction a 7 out of 10. Far from hating it, he somewhat enjoyed it.

From then on it seems to slowly keep going down hill. Any replies get nowhere, and somehow a fire is started from embers or absolutely nothing.

Here Burke writes another critique.
4)http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=1549.msg18363#msg18363
-This go around he's positive, and uplifting. An appropriate quick review.
-Also, his previous “wall of text” review was extensive, yet concise and

I don't want to have to dive deeper into public posting records to see more fighting.
So far it appears that a bee-bee gun fight has turned into a shootout with assault rifles. Every time someone tries to stop the fighting, shots break out someplace else.

Polly & Raz, Burke seems genuine in his words of encouragement. I can't tell if things have been said Via Private Messages. However what has been presented out in public does not seem that bad. At least not that bad near the beginning where all this fighting seemed to start.

Burke, I haven't had the time to read all the fan fictions these two have made. I do trust your judgment that Polly has potential, and thank you for your early posts of encouragement.

Right now, the way things are going, no one here is headed for a happy ending. If that's the way you all want to play it, so be it. I've got better things to do than read over all this drama. I'll read the fictions, I'll write it as I see it.

[Crow]

Great input, foxman, but.. I think D-Mac is going to have a final say in this, I'm going to wait to see what he has to post. He is the Admin and said he'd comment on this situation.

BTW, nice to see you again, bestest buddy! It's been too long, get online once and a while, we gotta talk!

~Burkey

[pollygirl]

Polly & Raz, Burke seems genuine in his words of encouragement.

Saying my vvriting looks like a 16 year olds isn't insulting?! THAT's helping? If that's helping, I don;t vvanna KNOVV hovv he insults!

[Sarahsuke]

...I think I understand why I was told to stay away from the shippers before I joined up here... 

[Methid Man]

*sigh* Lemme try to sum this all up for everybody...

First, to Burke...

- I don't care what happened in the other thread; that was already done and overwith and I just didn't happen to be there at the time. Nor do I care what happens in other sites like Fanfiction.net. What I'm concerned with is this thread.

-

Why would I write a second review for a different story if I'm going to get the same response? Why waste all that time and energy and get nothing for it but BS answers and moronic insights to "hurt feelings" and epic whining?

If you don't want any backlash and if you don't intend to submit a serious review, then why even reply at all?

I don't really mind you giving negative feedback as long as it's actually constructive. It's when someone adds a worthless reply that doesn't contribute to an (admittedly overused) idea where I start to raise a stink. What I expect to see are posts and replies with substance.

Maybe you've contributed worthy reviews before, but here you're just busting people's chops just for the sake of busting their chops and I've seen you do this all too often in the past.

- Speaking of your other reviews, it's not fair to label someone under a certain age group based on their writing ability. I've known quite a few people who were able to write novel-quality stories since their early teens. You can't determine someone's age just by the way they write.



Now to Pollygirl and Razgriz. I appreciate your gratitude but I'm not exactly here to side with anyone. I'm merely stepping in to make things fair for both sides. And I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I've found a few faults coming from your end as well...

- I know it annoys you to be compared to children, but with every remark I've seen you make against Burke, you're only reinforcing that thought in everybody's mind, including mine. You gotta make others believe that you really are mature and so far you haven't been able to prove that. This brings me to my next point...

- Please stop asking me to ban Burke. He may seem like a bully to you right now and he may have even farted in my direction, but what he's done doesn't even come close to warrant kicking him out permanently. He's a bit of a hot-head, yes, but certainly not a criminal.

- Try to develop thicker skin. We mods are here for a reason, but in case we're too busy with RL situations or just plain AWOL, you need to do your part by trying to ignore any insults that slip through the cracks rather than returning them and make matters worse. I don't mean to sound harsh, but stop your own whining and just let the show go on.

-- Sam the Methid Man

[Crow]

*sigh* Lemme try to sum this all up for everybody...

First, to Burke...

I don't care what happened in the other thread; that was already done and overwith and I just didn't happen to be there at the time. Nor do I care what happens in other sites like Fanfiction.net. What I'm concerned with is this thread.

I don't really mind you giving negative feedback as long as it's actually constructive. It's when someone adds a worthless reply that doesn't contribute to an (admittedly overused) idea where I start to raise a stink. What I expect to see are posts and replies with substance.

Maybe you've contributed worthy reviews before, but here you're just busting people's chops just for the sake of busting their chops and I've seen you do this all too often in the past.

Speaking of your other reviews, it's not fair to label someone under a certain age group based on their writing ability. I've known quite a few people who were able to write novel-quality stories since their early teens. You can't determine someone's age just by the way they write.

Now to Pollygirl and Razgriz. I appreciate your gratitude but I'm not exactly here to side with anyone. I'm merely stepping in to make things fair for both sides. And I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I've found a few faults coming from your end as well...

I know it annoys you to be compared to children, but with every remark I've seen you make against Burke, you're only reinforcing that thought in everybody's mind, including mine. You gotta make others believe that you really are mature and so far you haven't been able to prove that. This brings me to my next point...

Please stop asking me to ban Burke. He may seem like a bully to you right now and he may have even farted in my direction, but what he's done doesn't even come close to warrant kicking him out permanently. He's a bit of a hot-head, yes, but certainly not a criminal.

Try to develop thicker skin. We mods are here for a reason, but in case we're too busy with RL situations or just plain AWOL, you need to do your part by trying to ignore any insults that slip through the cracks rather than returning them and make matters worse. I don't mean to sound harsh, but stop your own whining and just let the show go on.

-- Sam the Methid Man

Once again, edited for colour, size and boldness so it's easier on the eyes. (Seriously, for some reason it hurts my eyes >_<)

OK, perhaps guessing ages is a tricky thing because the answers can REALLY surprise you. (As in this case, boy was I floored.) But I did it because the way it was written looked just like every other teen-fiction I've seen out there regarding pairings of characters. So I naturally assumed that the authors would  be in their teens. Turns out, this isn't the case, and that makes me actually a bit sad... (Won't go into why, but if you think about, it's not hard to guess the reason...)

I'm not "busting people's chops" this whole time I was merely trying to get our two rather thickheaded authors to understand I was doing the exact opposite, but the resistance against me just kept getting bigger and bigger, so I was forced to stress my points in more and more blunt terms.

And yes, Raz and PG, grow thicker skins (I've mentioned this like.. 3 times in this whole debate) because without that, you might as well not even publish anything publically. Having a thick skin allows you to just laugh off idiots like me who review your works in a not-always-positive manner, the comments just roll off your back. *Gives you Dr. Porkenheimer's Skin Toughener Cream.* There, use it or lose it.

Haha, they were asking to ban me? That's just pure hilarity.. Yes, writing a well thought out review is definitely worthy of a ban, while morons like TGL can spam and be considered "funny" sorry, not in my books. Thanks for making my day though. (Just kidding TGL, I wub you! )

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all night. I don't care what my fate will be, how many of you will yell, threaten and disagree with me, I don't care in the slightest. All I have to do is remember a quote from one of our Founding Fathers, "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

Also remember, flames just keep me warm in the winter. Mmmmhh..

~Burkey

PS, Oh yeah, Sarasuke, I agree 100% with your statement, that's why I avoid the whole "ship" thing in the first place, all it does is cause BS like this. Thanks for reminding me of that!

[Sarahsuke]

Mmmph, time for me to throw in my two cents.

Personally, I think there's nothing bad about shipping. It's interesting to delve into the workings of the relationships between characters, even when love is out of the question. What is bad, however, is putting too much emphasis on such things; romance works best as a "side dish," not the "main course." Otherwise a fic just becomes schlock that only shippers will eat up, even if all the characters involved are dragged OOC to make it happen.

If you want people to give your fics some respect, you're going to have to focus on more about the plot than just getting your OTP together.